Embarrassing Real Name: Joan Olander
Embarrassing Real Birthplace: Rowena, SD
Cheesy Pageant Titles
- Miss Rodeo
- Miss Palm Springs
- Queen of the Calgary Stampede
- Miss Eight Ball
Embarrasing Movies
- Untamed Youth *
- The Las Vegas Hillbillies
- The Private Lives of Adam and Eve
- Guns, Girls and Gangsters *
- Voyage to the Planet of Prehistoric Women *
- Sex Kittens Go to College
- The Navy Vs. the Night Monsters
* - author has seen
Embarrassing Taglines
- The Stark Brutal Truth About Today's Lost Generation!
- Behind these "nice" school walls... A TEACHERS' NIGHTMARE!...A TEEN-AGE JUNGLE!
- Starring the girl built like a platinum powerhouse!
- All-Devouring Carnivorous Trees That Move On Their Own Roots!
- Acid-Bleeding Creatures Cremate the Human Race!
Embarrassing Characters
- Boots Malone
- Sheba Palumbo
- Penny Nickles
- Cpl. Bunky Hilstrom
- Bubbles La Tassle
Number of Marriages: 5
Shortest Marriage: 4 months
Unlikely Spouses & Boyfriends
- George Hamilton
- Jack Palance
- Steve McQueen
- Tony Curtis
- Yves Montand
- Burt Reynolds
- Tom Jones (the singer)
- Frank Sinatra
- Clark Gable
- Johnny Carson
- Jack Dempsey
- Joe Namath
- Prince Axel of Denmark
- Buzz Aldrin (the astronaut)
- Henry Kissinger
- Rock Hudson (!?!?)
Still lookin' good today
Whiffs of Scandal
- Married at age 17
- Playboy appearances
- Abortion
- Depression
- Minor drug use (including dropping acid with Rock Hudson)
Interesting Tidbits
- 38DD-26-36
- Grew up on a farm without electricity or running water
- Discovered by Howard Hughes
- Named after First Lady Mamie Eisenhower
- Alberto Vargas model
- Cut eight records, including Young Dudes and State of Turmoil
- Buddhist
Where can I learn more?
- Playing the Field (her autobiography)
- Glamour Girls of the Screen
- Cult Sirens
- IMDb
- Wikipedia
- NNDB
- Interview 1
- Interview 2
- Interview 3
- Brian’s Drive-In Theatre
Or not
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