Friday, September 18, 2015

#56 Christa Linder

Christa Linder was your typical ‘60s/’70s Eurobabe. You know, the ones who did really cheesy B’s and soft-core porn in half a dozen different language and locations. In the midst of all her rather exotic credits, the one normal one – on Trapper John, M.D. – stands out like a sore thumb. Christa actually got her start as a Miss Austria.

Embarrassing Real Birthplace:  Berchtesgaden (yup, Der Fuhrer’s old hangout)

Pageant Titles:  Miss Austria

Embarrassing Movies

  • Condemned to Sin
  • Countdown to Doomsday
  • Hot Snake
  • Kiss Kiss, Kill Kill
  • Alien Terror
  • Sinister Invasion
  • Dracula in the Provinces
  • Blue Demon and Zovek in the Invasion of the Zombies
  • Trinity Plus the Clown and a Guitar

Embarrassing Taglines

  • Harry Rheem’s Last Adult Film
  • The biggest, barest, bawdiest, romp... since Eve started wearing pants!
  • Alone, only a harmless pet... One thousand strong, they become a man-eating machine! (from Night of a Thousand Cats)

Embarrassing Characters

  • Gold Sister
  • Mi Mo
  • Monna Lisa [sic]
  • Helen of Troy

Whiffs of Scandal:  All that soft-core porn

Interesting Tidbits

  • Was discovered lounging at a pool
  • Has made movies in Germany, Austria, Italy, France, Spain, Hungary, Lebanon, Mexico, and the good ol’ USA
  • Her sister Hansi (yup, Hansi) is also an actress

Where can I learn more?   

 C'mon, Christa, give us a smile!

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