Embarrassing Real Name: Francine Yerich
Embarrassing Real Birthplace: Aurora, MN
Cheesy Pageant Titles
- Miss Eveleth (MN)
- Miss San Francisco
- The Centerfold Girls
- Wild Ones on Wheels
- Mutiny in Outer Space *
- Curse of the Swamp Creature *
- Astro Zombies: M-3 Cloned
- Space Probe Taurus
* - author has seen
- The most beautiful girls in the world! He was their JUDGE... JURY... and EXECUTIONER!
- Astounding adventure from the center of the moon!
- Horror so incredible it stretches the mind of man beyond the breaking point
- Wendy Wendkoski
- Nurse Norma
- Lydia Limpet
- Queen Medusa
- Was active in 4H and won several blue ribbons for cooking, up to the state level
- Was a favorite of Jerry Lewis
- Once portrayed Marilyn Monroe onscreen (in the classic Marilyn: Alive and Behind Bars)
- Never married
Where can I learn more?
Nice, um, er, hat?