Embarrassing Real Name
- With a name like that? You’ve got to be kidding!
- Though also known as Malgorzata Jolanta Desy de Boucherville
Cheesy Pageant Titles: Lady Universe
- Code Name Is Kill
- Loves of a Nymphomaniac
- Our Lady of Lust
- Sex, Demons and Death
- When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth *
- Amazons Against Superman (AKA Super Stooges Vs. the Wonder Women) *
* - author has seen
- Risky Business in the World's Hottest Red-Light District!
- Super-human feats of strength! Super-thrilling deeds of daring! Super-fantastic conquests of adventure!
- Their target: HELL-ON-EARTH! Their job: HIT IT HEAD-ON!
- Conchita Paronda
- Beghira, Amazon Queen
- Sweet Mama
Shortest Marriage: 3 months
Unlikely Spouses & Boyfriends: Sean Connery
Whiffs of Scandal
- Appearances in Penthouse and Playmen (an Italian Playboy)
- Divorce proceedings cited severe beatings from her millionaire husband. He claims she cheated on and stole things from him.
- Descended from Polish nobility
- Started out as a model
- Her Wikipedia entry includes the following interesting observations:
- She claimed she wanted to keep a bear in her house, but this was not allowed under Italian laws.
- In Rome, Konopka settled in the Parioli district, eating only smoked salmon that her mother sent her from London.
- Likewise Glamour Girls of the Silver Screen:
- A few days with Marchesa Camillo Casati Stampa and his wife on the Sardinian island of Zannone have legal repercussions.
- Confesses to have gained 10 kilos since her modeling days and to have attended some wrong parties.
Where can I learn more?
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