#45 Yanti Somer

A stereotypical Nordic blonde (though she seemed to be always in a buzz cut), Yanti Somer emerged from nowhere to make some classic Italian sci fi. If you’re not familiar with that genre, it’s basically just rip-offs of Star Wars that flooded drive-in screens in the late ‘70s. Yanti also was in several spaghetti western comedies (if you can imagine such a thing). 

Sorry I couldn’t find more out there on her. She is beautiful, but also pretty darn obscure (heck, her Wikipedia entry’s in German). Her last movie was in 1982, and she seems to have completely disappeared since then.

Embarrassing Real Name:  Kirsti Somersalo (though I’m not sure Yanti Somer is much of an improvement)

Embarrassing Movies

• War of the Planets *
• Battle of the Stars * (not the TV show)
• Star Odyssey *
• War of the Robots *
• Are You Engaged to a Greek Sailor or an Airline Pilot?

* - author has seen

Embarrassing Taglines

• He's A Fun-of-a-Gun!
• He Makes The Fastest Guns In The West...Die Laughing!
• Hostile Alien Cyborgs in a Battle for the Universe
• Robot Terror from Space!

Embarrassing Characters

• Mayer’s Henchwoman
• Liverpool’s Sister
• Second Flaherty Secretary
• Meela
• Fascista

Whiffs of Scandal:  Some nudes (that I, unfortunately, couldn’t find)

Interesting Tidbits

• Nickname growing up was Titti
• Started out as a model in Paris, then later in Milan
• AKA Xanti Valio and Yanti Valio

Where can I learn more?

• IMDb
• Interview

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#46 Mylene Demongeot

Mylene Demongeot started out as a standard-issue French sex kitten, but moved to more serious roles later in her career. She’s actually been working for over 60 years, and has accumulated over 100 credits. Don’t worry, though – those credits do indeed include plenty of sword and sandal epics, Three Musketeer romances (a uniquely French kind of B movie), some Fantomas flicks (ditto), and other embarrassments.

Real Name:  Marie-Helene Demongeot

Embarrassing Movies

• The Giant of Marathon 
• Vengeance of the Three Musketeers
• Romulus and the Sabines
• Beach Casanova
• Big Man – The False Etruscan

Embarrassing Taglines

• The strange and terrible combat of two men in a strange and terrible Mexican town
• The moral bankruptcy of desperate youth brought stunningly, shockingly to the screen...
• Startling! Shocking! Rips the Veil of Secrecy From Love's Most Shameful Sin!

Embarrassing Characters

• Fanfan
• Zizi
• Zina von Raunacher
• Wife in House 3

Interesting Tidbits

• Was born cross-eyed
• Her mother was Russian, her father was born in Italy, and the two met in Shanghai
• Modeled for Pierre Cardin
• Was nominated for two Cesars (the French equivalent of the Oscars)
• Was made a Commander of the French Order of Arts & Letters

Where can I learn more?

• IMDb
• Cult Sirens
• Glamour Girls of the Silver Screen
• Film Star Postcards
• Pics
• Wikipedia

Aww ...

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#47 Yvonne Monlaur

Prototypical French sex kitten Yvonne Monlaur sure got around. She made movies in France, Italy, Germany, and the U.K. (including a couple of Hammer flicks for that last one). She was only active for about twelve years, though, with her peak coming around 1960. She’s very active today, however, on the convention circuit, as well as having her own blog. By the way, it helps to parlez vous if you want to check out that last one.

Embarrassing Movies

• Night of Lust
• Circus of Horrors
• Brides of Dracula *
• Terror of the Tongs

* - author has seen

Embarrassing Taglines

• Sexy... Secretive... Seductive...
• Terror that grips you by the throat ... and never lets go!
• In the privacy of a girls' school he sought his prey - turning innocent beauty into a thing of unspeakable horror!
• Spectacular Towering Terror! One man's lust...made men into beasts, stripped women of their souls!

Embarrassing Characters

• Nanda Colombo
• Nennella
• Shalee
• Gyptis
• Elvira

Interesting Tidbits

• Father was a Russian count
• Mother was a ballet dancer
• 89-56-89 (cm)
• Was in a serious speedboat accident while filming
• Lost out on the role of Domino in Thunderball to Claudine Auger

Where can I learn more?

• Personal site
• Glamour Girls of the Silver Screen
• IMDb
• Wikipedia

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#48 Belinda Lee

Not a bad actress, Belinda Lee also just so happened to be a “green-eyed blonde bombshell” (IMDb).  Subsequently, she had a hard time avoiding being typecast as a “buxom, peroxide blonde.” Frustrated with such roles, she escaped to Italy, a particularly ironic destination, as that country is famous as a B movie mecca. She died heartbreakingly young, at age 25.

Game, anyone?

Embarrassing Real Birthplace:  Budleigh Salterton, Devonshire (actually, rather a tony place)

Cheesy Pageant Titles:  Miss Deep Ocean of 1954, US Navy

Embarrassing Movies

• Nights of Lucretia Borgia
• Way of the Wicked
• Blood Feud
• Satan Tempts with Love

Embarrassing Taglines

• She climbed a ladder of lovers into a lap of luxury!
• CLOSE ENOUGH TO KISS...OR KILL! 
• Ablaze With Thrills, Excitement and Dangers Such as the Screen Has Never Seen!
• A Picture Best Understood By Adults!

Embarrassing Characters

• Henet
• Lucretia Borgia 
• Messalina 
• Aphrodite
• Rosemarie Nittbritt, Prostitute

Whiffs of Scandal

• Affairs
• Suicide attempt
• Last boyfriend was a pedophile

Unlikely Spouses & Boyfriends

• Prince Filippo Orsini
• King Farouk of Egypt

Untimely Demise:  25, in an auto accident

Interesting Tidbits

• Nickame was "Billie"
• Attended the Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts
• Was seriously injured when her hair caught on fire while filming a candle-lit scene

Where can I learn more?

• British Film Institute
• IMDb
• Glamour Girls of the Silver Screen
• Wikipedia

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#49 Venetia Stevenson

IMDb digs into its thesaurus to describe Venetia Stevenson, pegging her as variously “sultry,” “glamorous,” “shapely,” “lush-lipped,” and “photogenic.” Never a strong or confident actress, though, Venetia retired from the business in her early 20s – basically to marry Everly Brother Don and raise his kids. Too bad. It would have been nice to see a little more of her.

Embarrassing Real Name:  Joanna Venetia Invicta Stevenson

Cheesy Pageant Titles:  Miss Los Angeles Press Club

Embarrassing Movies

• Violent Road
• Island of Lost Women
• Horror Hotel (AKA The City of the Dead) *
• The American Thanksgiving: Its History and Meaning

* - author has seen

Embarrassing Taglines

• Kisses, crime and violence
• A Secret Eden Turned into a Raging Hell!
• Jet-hot action! Jet-hot suspense! Jet-hot thrills!
• They trained 'em to be killers and then turned them loose in hell!

Shortest Marriage:  1 year

Unlikely Spouses & Boyfriends

• Audie Murphy
• Frank Sinatra
• Dennis Hopper
• Anthony Perkins
• Elvis

Whiffs of Scandal:  Married at age 17

Interesting Tidbits

• Daughter of a director and an actress
• TV debut was as a corpse
• Was an equestrienne and rode competitively at the National Horse Show
• Was Axl Rose’s mother-in-law

Where can I learn more?

• Glamour Girls of the Silver Screen
• IMDb
• Wikipedia

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#50 Anitra Ford

Exotic, sultry beauty Anitra Ford will probably forever be known as one of Bob Barker’s girls on The Price Is Right. That said, she did appear in several B movies (including the classic babes-behind-bars The Big Bird Cage), as well as her share of TV shows. She’s a bit unusual in that she has her own blogs, Facebook page, and Twitter account. You can check ‘em out below. Oh, by the way, Anitra still looks great today. 

Embarrassing Real Name:  Anitra Weinstein

Embarrassing Movies

• The Love Machine
• Messiah of Evil (actually not a bad flick) *
• Invasion of the Bee Girls *
• Murder on Voodoo Island
• Starsky and Hutch on Playboy Island

* - author has seen

Embarrassing Taglines

• She's a very private detective!  Take a ride on the wild side with Stacey.  She's fast!
• Meet Albert.  Albert likes good music, motor trips by moonlight, and ... eating human flesh.
• Women so hot with desire they melt the chains that enslave them!

I don't think that's a blow dryer in her hand

Embarrassing Characters

• Woman at Theatre
• Silky
• Ahnjayla
• Kyote Passenger

Whiffs of Scandal:  A little nudity

Interesting Tidbits:  Quite a talented photographer, poet, and artist (check out her blogs)

Where can I learn more?

• Facebook page
• Personal blog
• Personal blog #2
• Twitter
• IMDb
• Wikipedia

It's a new car... !!!

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#51 Rosalba Neri

Rosalba Neri covered all the bases – sword and sandal, spy, spaghetti westerns, sexploitation, horror (including playing both Lady Dracula and Lady Frankenstein)... She finished just short of 100 credits. Sexy and sultry, Neri was often cast as the villainess. As with most Eurotrash sirens, the ravishing brunette was more than happy to get all nekkid. 

Embarrassing Movies

• Slaughter Hotel
• Lady Frankenstein *
• Kindar the Invulnerable
• Hercules Against the Sons of the Sun
• Sexy Susan Knows How!
• Watch Out Gringo! Sabata Will Return
• Two Mafiosi Against Goldginger
• And They Smelled the Strange, Exciting, Dangerous Scent of Dollars
• The Penguins Watch Us

* - author has seen

Embarrassing Taglines

• See wild women fight to the death!
• The jet-set breaks loose in an orgy of violence and terror
• Only the Monster She Made Could Satisfy Her Strange Desires!
• When Italian Horror Cinema Becomes Morbid!

Embarrassing Characters

• Yaka
• Miss Pappalardo
• Alicia Songbird
• Rising Sun
• Tania Frankenstein

Whiffs of Scandal:  no shortage of soft-core porn

Interesting Tidbits

• Sometimes confused with Rosalina Neri
• AKA Sara Bey and Sara Bay 
• Got her first acting credit at age 15
• Attended The Center for Experimental Cinematography 
• Her daughter Francesca Neri is also an actress

Where can I learn more?

• IMDb
• Cult Sirens
• Wikipedia
• Fan site (lots of pix)

 

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