Friday, January 15, 2016

#42 Celeste Yarnall

Celeste Yarnall’s IMDb profile states that she “is an amazing woman of many talents who has been very successful in a diverse number of fields. There appears to be nothing she cannot do when she puts her mind to it.” It does seem that she’s accomplished quite a bit after retiring as an actress, including:
  • Running her own real estate company
  • Managing a number of screenwriters
  • Earning a Ph.D. in nutrition from Pacific Western University (and acting as adjunct professor there)
  • Writing two books on pet nutrition, Natural Cat Care and Natural Dog Care

Before retirement? Well, we've got some classic B's, a handful of well-known flicks, and tons of TV. She was also an Elvis and a Star Trek babe.

Cheesy Pageant Titles
  • Miss Rheingold
  • Most Photogenic Beauty of the Year, Cannes
  • Most Promising New Star, National Association of Theatre Owners

Embarrassing Movies
  • Elvis Found Alive
  • Blood Devils (AKA Beast of Blood)
  • The Velvet Vampire *
* -  author has seen

Embarrassing Taglines
  • They desired her body... She craved their blood.
  • See Human Heads Transplanted!
  • She's waiting to love death! Climax after climax of terror and desire...where the living change places with the dead.
  • See natives eaten alive by giant vultures!

Embarrassing Characters
  • Girl
  • 2nd Girl
  • College Girl
  • The Mark's Girl
  • Volvo Boss

Unlikely Spouses & Boyfriends
  • Shel Silverstein
  • William Shatner
  • Elvis (really more like a crush though)

Whiffs of Scandal:  Just a touch of nudity

Interesting Tidbits
  • Discovered by Rick and Ozzie Nelson while walking past their offices
  • Lists playing the pedal harp and dancing Argentine tango as hobbies
  • Is married to "noted British artist" Nazim Artist (and, yes, I do believe that's his real name)

Where can I learn more?

Oh, Pavel!

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